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A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!
She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!
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a provacative term, RATHER GRAPHIC for a penis going into a vagina. We warned you bitches.
As I was walking down the street, coming upon 2 lovely young women and one ravishing man, I had officially decided that I wanted to Garbage can that hoe.
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A square who thinks they are really cool but are very corny. Usually thinks they are hot shit and have it all figured out. Talks a lot of blah blah. Copy-cat. Nobody tells them how it really is because its a lot easier to just watch and laugh.
Square-can-of-corn = Poser, no real identity. Drips with whack-juice.
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I am in support of the proposed activity.
"Want to watch the Food Network Channel?"
"I can fuck with that."
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The selfless act of loving another person's anal sphincter, as God himself intended.
Damn I'd like to bagless can fuck a Proud Conservative today.
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A place just 30 mins from a beautiful town named Gympie. Tin Can Bay has failed to appear on the map because of it's embarrassment to the human race. Usually contains scrubbers, slags and donkey fuckers. The houses are free from white ants because they would consider themselves a disgrace if they eat stale horse shit. Expect to find to find that you keys are stolen and you have lost your baby when you go to Tin Can.
Gympie Kid: Are you from Tin Can Bay
Tin Can Kid: Do I look like a faggot to you
Gympie Kid: Yes
Tin Can Kid: Well then I'm from Tin Can then aren't I
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And for music, movies, comic books/graphic novels, weapons, etc. Seriously, this phrase is bullshit. We need labels, it is part of the marketing industry. Every piece of clothing you own, every cd, or everything you own (in general) is made by somebody. It was made to sell to you. The labels are there to make it easier to sell stuff. For example, you wouldn't sell a video game to an amish person would you? no, that is not their intended audience. Their intended audience are "gamers." Gamers is a label. You wouldn't sell a heavy metal cd to a gangsta would you? no, you would sell it to a metalhead or somebody that listens to metal.
The phrase "Labels are for soup cans" is bullshit.
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