Salted Rim

Ones asshole being rimmed with cocaine and having a partner snort it around the hole every time they tounge it

He was so excited to have his rim salted for the first time

She he was the best salted rim shes every had

naturally salted butter

Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.

Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.

to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.

I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!