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In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”
How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.
After the escape of builderman whose sole purpose was to serve as a Cumpling Slop subject, found himself with a mysterious middle-aged old hag. The Cumpling Slop secret militia consisted of hijacking several oily men and forcefully seizing them into the Black Dick Militia. The Cumpling Slop worked for the ever expanding corporate empire of Roblox, whose purpose is to track down builderman and his thick ass to bust that nut into it.
The ever changing borders of Baszuckiland online and Joe Biden's inability to nut as hard provoked aid by Obama to aid these bitches and seize control over the whole United States of America and to fuck the shit out of Donald Trump's asshole for later use of the Cumpling Slop (ripoff).
With the alliance of the thick middle-aged old faggot hag, Barack Obama (44th US President), and builderman, they set out to create a new brand of slop, this time not using any busting of nuts or including builderman's fucking big fat ass; highly irresistible to nut inside.
The culmination of wanting to bust so hard made it into a brand, Obama Slop Burger, who eventually dropped out of their policy "No nutting into builderman's asshole." Their new Slop Burger was coated into a more natural slop, a slop harmless and not inconsistent with the former Cumpling Slop. This new coating was actually a more produced and artificial version of the original Cumpling Slop.
3 decades of this fucked OSB and CS.
International condemnation lead to the 2040 nuclear winters.
Cumster1 Hey faggots, have you ever heard of the new Obama Slop Burger?
Cumster2: KYS NOOB
Cumster3: cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum
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Get this. It's Obama care, IN A CHAIR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I has no life...
"Nice chair frank"
"Thanks! It's an obama chair!"
"wut?"._.
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One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.
Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.
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One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.
Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.
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Well many people might not believe this but Obamas last name is Obama! People might get confused but trust me its not confusing basically its like saying whats (Anna Jackson) Jacksons last name😐😐😐😐😐😐
Chad: No one in this world knows obamas last name.
You: Obamas last name is Obama 😐😐
Chad: Nahh fam 😐 you ruined the joke LLL bozo bozo bo-
You: stfu jokes are ment to be funny for example the day you were born 😐😐😐
Chad: 😭😭😭
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Though we all know Obama's last name will most likely never be truly discovered, some may argue that his last name could be "the second", and judging at his full name from google, "Barack Hussein Obama II", I would agree
P1: hey, P2, have we found out Obama's last name yet?
P2: sadly, I don't think so.
P3: actually, his last name is "the second", look it up!
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