22nd day of October
national fast food day
"Bro, it's October 22nd today, but I have to work out."
"Come on, it's NATIONAL FAST FOOD DAY! Let's go!"
"You know what, whatever let's g."
International give your best friend a kiss on the fore head day
It’s October 22nd you know what that means
national kick a dick in the dick day
anna: *kicks jack in the dick*
jack: why did you do that?
anna: its october 26th
jack: mening?
anna: its national kick a dick in the dick day
National make your toxic ex jealous day
“Oh look the ugly bean pole is crying in a corner cause you look so hot” “Why?” “Cause it’s October 26th
My best friend was born today. People who have incredible smiles, light up rooms, and make the best inside jokes were born on this day.
My friend Layne was born on October 5.
Wow, she must be really special.
National gay day
You are allowed to ask out any guy and they are forced to date you
John: hey bro you wanna date
David: bro I’m straight
John: it’s October 5th you don’t have a choice
A word used to pretty much describe the inside of a pussy. Like inside the Red October it was red, inside the pussy is pink (a healthy one, anyway).
Trying to get laid by this chick is like the Hunt for Pink October.