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Don't judge people by their age. Some 11 year olds are actually better than teens. All those horny cunts on youtube have
given the rest of the world's 11 year old population a bad reputation. Others are actually pretty nice. don't stereotype people for their age. remember, if you're about to make fun of one, just think that bitch you were 11 once too
person 1: omfl 11 year olds are horny fucking under aged shits
person 2: not all of them are, you were 11 once too you bastard
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Goblins who want everything and anything for free most of them are spoiled brats like the owner of this website and throws fits of rage because he can't buy icecream that causes 200 dollars and says you ruined my life
Or an alternative Dead because no one vaccinates there crotch goblins
Parent 1: Ughhh I hate my 5 year olds
Parent 2: At least its better than Cardi B Music
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Old Swinford hospital is a shitty money loving boarding school in the slap bang piss no where in West Midlands, The boarding houses has the worst vaping facilities apart from foster house toilets where everyone has a personal toilet with a smoke dispenser and the stone block toilet where all the dodgy deals happen. Vapes and drugs here are highly overpriced here, a smok novo can set you back 25£, 3.5g of bud can be up to 45 and a gram of coke can be as much as a whopping 60£. Dr sahni doesn’t pay tax, Mr Eastwood is lost, Mr Pardoe thinks he is a gangster, Mr macdonald-smith was bullied as a child and Mr Taylor is a jobless neek.
If you want to scam a bunch of jobless snobs, go to old Swinford hospital
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Belle's father on Beauty and the Beast. He was old. He was crazy. And his name was Maurice.
" Crazy old Maurice, heh? "
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An age at which the head doctor definitely cannot be
I know I sound like a broken record, but... 89 years old?
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New Old Stock, or NOS for short, refers to retail items or products that are still technically brand new, but have never been sold for long periods of time. This is commonly due to newer and/or upgraded versions of the same product being released, rendering the older models obsolete. Thus, this makes them old stock. But because they're still technically brand new, unused, unsold products, they are termed "new old stock".
New old stock units are typically sold at a greatly reduced price, since most of the focus and attention is put onto selling the current models. Retailers and vendors will usually have various quantities of new old stock left over from the previous product generation cycle, and will sell them at reduced prices to clear them out in order to accommodate for newer models.
John: Whoa, got yourself a new tennis racket huh?
Brian: Yep, only cost $60.
John: Wow that's a steal! How'd you get it for so cheap?
Brian: New old stock. This particular racket model came out in 2014, so it's been replaced numerous times already with fancy newer models. I figured hey, it's still technically brand new anyway, and tennis racket technology hasn't really changed over the past few years, so why the heck not?
alcohol. Often used euphemistically to describe drink in the context of addiction, but not exclusively. Popularised by Neil Young's song, "The Old Laughing Lady" which describes alcoholics that The Old Laughing Lady has claimed.
He loves his Old Laughing Lady cause the taste is so sweet.