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January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?
No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.
Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
A person that’s surprisingly still functioning on barely any sleep
Zaara is on some bat juice right now. She just wrote a whole essay on 1 hour of sleep.
when bat man got bitten by a radioactive bat
Masturbate while flaccid
I would love to give Devin a droopy bat
1) A bat that stands in a corner
2) A greaser-type, lurking at a party
3) A dystopian greeting
1) Wow, look at the corner bat, it's time to pay tribute!
Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.
Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!
Clayton: What did you do?
Teddy: Fucked her anyway.
Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.
Also see "Beef Curtains"
Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!