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April 2nd(the day after april fools day), every YEAR. you wear boots.
A: Hey are you going out tonight??
B: Hell yeah its BOOT NIGHT!!!
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The night before Valentine's Day where everyone is trying to pick up a date and if you have a heartbeat you can get laid.
Friend: dude, go talk to that chick!
You: She is way out of my league...
Friend: Man it is Desperation Night! Magic is in the air!
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People who walk their dogs at night and don't bring bags, so when their dogs crap they don't have to pick it up cause apparently if no one sees it happen, it never happened. So there for it is acceptable.
(Typical Night Walkers)
Melissa: "Hey where are you goin hun? It's like eleven thirty"
Erik: "Oh, I'm just gonna take Ema for a walk."
Melissa: "Now??"
Erik: "Yeah."
Melissa: "Well don't forget to bring bags with you."
Erik: "What! Sorry, can't hear you gotta go love ya."
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To do a series of activities all through the night
We was night prowling yesterday.
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A hangover you get at night time from getting hammered all day.
Becka: How was last night?
Alejandro: Horrible! I was night nailed from drinking that whole bottle of vodka at the bbq that afternoon!
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a night out with the gays, or a night designated as a "gay" night in a drinking establishment or club.
Wednesday and Sunday is family night at the bar. Don't go any other night its full of breeders.
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That crap you get on your lips when you wake up from a night of sleep, a real fucking pain in the ass.
Person: Good morning, honey!
Wife: What do you have on your lips?
Person: Another situation of night jizz...
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