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Theatre Balls

Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz

Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.

by Dispenser June 8, 2019


Up balls

When the penis is so big it weighs enough that the balls are pressed to go above the penis. Creating Up balls

“Hey did you hear that Jake has up balls?” “Wow I didn’t know it was THAT big”

by Coob Upballs March 3, 2021


scary ball

the sun.

"oh wow, it's 5:00 AM, here comes the scary ball.

by ephedrine July 15, 2009


Sam ball

Bodyshamed ppl as hes going to get a chocolate bar? 0/10.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).

He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.

Sam ball cant get bitches with his 3’1 looking ass 😹👎

by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022


Ball Whopping

That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.

Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.

My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.

I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018


Aiden Ball

A giraffe. no he's not tall he's skinny and got a long ass neck

Oh no its Aiden Ball

by AIDEN SUCKS September 23, 2020


Cheese ball

A person who is ginger and has a round head

“Look at him, he looks like a cheese ball

by Beanstean November 1, 2017