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A glorious large ball of shiny silken threads, adorned with the finest velvet ribbons, and the sparkliest golden fringe and "pearls" that dangles from above. When you gently tug on the bulbess knob at the end of the dangly pearl string, the most delightful music box music will caress your eager earholes with fanciful notes.
Oh, Mama... Is it my turn to tug on the dangling, pendulous knob of the most magnificent bingle ball?
The net inside a bathing suit that contains your balls
Man, I wana go swimming but my bathing suit doesnt have a ball net, and I'm not trying to hang brain at the party.
When the scrotum is relaxed and the testicles hang the lowest possible from the body.
Ussually happens when the scrotum is under hot conditions.
That porn actor had very hung balls. They were slapping her booty.
A female who is attracted to the scrotum (ball sack) area on a man's body much more than his other physical attributes.
To a ball woman, the most important factor in determining a male's level of sexual appeal is the beauty of his nuts.
Similar to "leg man" in males.
Rick: "Yeah, Suzanne is hotter than Jeanie. She has better legs."
Tracy: "Not much of a leg man, myself. I'm more of a ball woman."
Chesse ball, not to be confused with "cheese ball". In the online world, a derogatory term used to tear your opponent down and deflate his ego. The most hurtful thing you can possibly say to a fellow gamer. Chesse ball is not to be used lightly. Chesse ball can be used to describe people who run out the back of the endzone on kickoffs, run 238 half back screens per game, and generally succeed in all facades of being a complete and total ass hole.
Wes: Damn this guy keeps running all of this gimmicky shit on me.
Zach: Yeah he's being a huge chesse ball right now
When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.