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cook his own pancakes

Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.

"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."

by Fenland July 2, 2005

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Tyler the happy pancake lover

A happy man named tyler, he loves pancakes.

Jon: Hey tyler, whats up?
Tyler: POPTART
Jon: Excuse me?
Tyler: I IZ SO HAPPY, OM NOM NOMZ, I am Tyler the happy pancake lover

by Big Mac Jelly Eater May 2, 2009

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you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!

words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.

"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"

by the cooler n-dawg October 12, 2007

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Mixing Pancake Batter

Rapping at a speed that demands respect.

"Spent fifteen years tryna be a rapper, nobody payed attention 'til I started mixing pancake batter; Now they come to shows like 'go faster'"

by Armchair_Astronaut January 14, 2017

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half cooked pancake

(1) Means you a ugly bitch ass if you get called this

(2) pancakes are not cooked fully and only and will be eaten half cooked

Bitch ass looked like a half cooked pancake.
Damn!!!!

Yo man you know that pancake is half cooked right??
It's ight man I'll be ok.

by Muthafukinmuthafuka June 25, 2014

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Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

The place where I stole the margarine

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah

by Wicked Uncle Ernie December 26, 2022


glow in the dark rubber pancake

when u put on a glow in the dark condom and screw a fat girl.

man i still cant believe u gave girl a glow in the dark rubber pancake@

by thuggaa December 3, 2009

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