rag stealer

A rag stealer is someone who steals rags, breaks the law, and tells lies.

“Victoria, you’re a rag stealer!”
“Ahhhhhh!”

rag-rubbish

Idiotic things said by a tool or rag (someone who is such a tool he/she is an insult to the word).

something preposterously worthless said or written or made by a rag (male or female)

"What did he just say?"
"Ignore it. It's just rag-rubbish!"

a piece of rag

A trashy person, someone who looks and acts like they are garbage. A total dumpster fire.

She's just a piece of rag man, total scum.

Yoghurt rag

A way of cleaning up ones bollock yoghurt.

Don’t go in there Mam that’s where I keep my yoghurt rag.

working rag

NOT "fine linen", but a cloth destined for hardy cleaning! "snot rag", paper towel, dust cloth, etc. -during its' life span it may have at least one use!

i'm going to downgrade this snot rag into a slop mop, acknowledging its' lineage as a working rag.

wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!

Jam rag

Use tampon

Your a fat jam rag

Brag rag

Insulting slag for a medal (especially a military medal).

Soldier 1: You’ll probably get a brag rag out of this
Solider 2: A medal? I deserve one