The state of being that results after an individual has become SUCH a heavy metal fan, that they lose their sense of reality. Their entire life becomes a "Metalfest" of just sitting in their apartment or parent's basement and headbanging to any form of heavy metal all day long.
"Hey, have you seen jake?"
"Nah, I think he was up all night watching Headbanger's Ball and listening to Rammstein."
"Damn man, that guy is just metally retarded."
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1.a slang term to describe a prudish, old-fashioned person.
2.to describe a middle-aged person who doesn't like or hates pornography
3.A slang term describing a person who scared to death of sex.
"Sabrina is so sexually retarded cause she doesn't want a sexual relationship"
"My dad is sexually retarded cause he doesn't want me to use the internet or watch HBO"
"Hank, my next door neighbor is so sexually retarded, he freaks out when he sees a tampon commercial"
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A long period of time where you cant/dont act retarded usually followed by retard constipation.
Man, durring that job intevew I had retard constipation, but it burst out as soon as i got out the door.
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This word is used to describe people who play the video game βRobloxβ slow.
People say afl mentality is a real thing. I call them a Roblox Retard.
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a person who is so braindead, they have to be referred to as "fucking retard." they must have an iq of lower than 10.
an example of a person who is a fucking retard is legokidzack.
normal person: hello there, how are you doing?
fucking retard: yAYAYAYAYAYAYAY BENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 PEE!!!! I LOVE PEE!!!!!!!!!!! I PEED ON MY CAT THIS MORNING!!!!!! IT WAS ALL WHITE AND STICKY!!!! IT TASTED GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
normal person:uhhhh goodbye
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The disorder where some retards have sweet mustaches at early ages
Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache
Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
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A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.
Last night, I was so hungry that I made myself a Retard Sandwich.
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