sausage pony

One might think that this means sausages made out of pony meat...BUT YE BE A WRONGUN!!!

Now look how foolish you seem! surely that would be a pony sausage? can you not see that this is sausage pony?!

"look! there is a sausage pony!"

"i just got anally raped by a sausage pony...and now its after you!"

"Sausage pony my ass!...oh dear.."

Boris Johnson - prime example

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Duck Sausage

Swollen lips of an individual from sucking on a male reproductive organ for extended periods of time.

Look at the duck sausage on that guys face. He must be gay!

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Water sausage

Basically a water sausage is a hot dog

“Seriously you would at least try to fool me with a hot dog first, which is just a water sausage in a bun”

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sausage feast

What you get at a sausagefest when a slut shows up and proceeds to suck everybody off.

Dave: All of us guys were hanging out playin' Call of Duty when Brittany showed up. Our sausagefest turned into a total sausage feast if you get my drift.

Slut 1: Check out this sausagefest, it's like an all you can eat buffet!
Slut 2: More like a sausage feast!

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chocolate sausage

to stick an erect penis in the ass of another and make them suck on it

that dirty hoe likes mi chocolate sausage!

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arctic sausage

when you do a shit into condom. freeze it and then use it as a dildo for men or woman.

The female used an arctic sausage last night

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sausage sizzle

a nude beach consisting of only males

"me and jerry ganna go to the nude beach for a sausage sizzle"

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