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Verb. Near-instantaneous face plant. When someone face plants extremely hard and fast. Term coined by Rob Dyrdek on the show Ridiculousness (first appearance: Season 1, Episode 11 "Biker Fox")
"Did you see Tim ride his bike hard into that curb? It was a total shit whip!"
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v. The act of deficating with malice and intent; shitting in a spiteful manner; premeditated pooping with direct intent to annoy, anger.
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"
"...some joker comes along, takes himself a nifty little dump, in the drivers seat. I think he knew you guys were cops, cause this is what I'd call a SPITE SHIT."
The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
-Other Guys
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A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.
" God damn Pte. McDonald, you are such a fucking a shit pump"
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when a courtesy flush does not do the trick and skid marks are still present, a shit swipe is in need. When you flush the toilet and the water receeds, grab a handful of toilet paper and "swipe" the skid marks. this should leave your toilet bowl clean.
That shit i just took was so large, i had to shit swipe.
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meaning 'well of course dumbass!'
other phrases like this include grass is green
bob: i lost my brain! =)
jim: no shit sherlock
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When you act a little to eager for things also used interchangeably with the word drawlin. look up drawlin
Yo you joe as shit right now
Nah don't be joe
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Skills bested by even the worst players. Unskilled to the point where replacement by literal shit is an improvement.
"That scum bag is shit tier at League of Legends"
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