Smoking wifey

A step past smoking buddy. The person that you love smoking with that will always pack your bowls for you, rolls your joints and blunts, and smoke you out. Typically a significant other.

After a long day of work; I come home to a fresh packed bowl. I love my smoking wifey.

smoking lung

A special, hidden lung that is activated by a couple of drinks and allows you to light up a smoke directly after putting out the previous one without feeling miff.

Friend: "Let go out for a ciggie"
Me: "Urgh no bro, last night my smoking lung opened after two draughts and and I finished two packets of smokes in three hours!"

smoking stugg

smoking weed

I was smoking stugg the other day, and I swear I could feel the earth revolving.

Fuck Smoke

When a man over the age of 60 ejaculates during sex and a huge cloud Of smoke blows out of his dick because he has not used it in years. Death usually occurs simultaneously, along with a large explosive bowel movement and a deathly deep cough causing the heart to explode

Oh god it’s horrible, frank died of fuck smoke last night, I told him he was too old for sex!

smoke dog

A person from the middle east, usually of Indian (dot)origin

Man everytime I go in the store, that Ol Smoke Dog, is always watching me like Im ganna steal somthin..

Stinking dirty ass Smoke Dog, go home and work the help desk.

smoking penises

fag

are smoking penises like a fag

throw smoke

Military bods use smoke grenades and shells to hide from enemies. In the urban environment, "throw smoke" means slip away un-noticed from a boring party or venue without saying goodbye.

No girls at this party, dude. Throw smoke and let's find somewhere better.