We gonna be smoking turkies in the woods tonight. We got nightvision, police scanners, tear gas, straps, bats, knives and all that gangsta shit.
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A special, hidden lung that is activated by a couple of drinks and allows you to light up a smoke directly after putting out the previous one without feeling miff.
Friend: "Let go out for a ciggie"
Me: "Urgh no bro, last night my smoking lung opened after two draughts and and I finished two packets of smokes in three hours!"
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I was smoking stugg the other day, and I swear I could feel the earth revolving.
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When a man over the age of 60 ejaculates during sex and a huge cloud Of smoke blows out of his dick because he has not used it in years. Death usually occurs simultaneously, along with a large explosive bowel movement and a deathly deep cough causing the heart to explode
Oh god itβs horrible, frank died of fuck smoke last night, I told him he was too old for sex!
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Usually when someone is telling the truth and the information they are telling you is foreall speaking facts and can back it up
This company is willing to pay me 20k NO SMOKE
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A person from the middle east, usually of Indian (dot)origin
Man everytime I go in the store, that Ol Smoke Dog, is always watching me like Im ganna steal somthin..
Stinking dirty ass Smoke Dog, go home and work the help desk.
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