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Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.
None of these things is any good on its own. It’s only when you put them all together that they begin to make a little sense.
1) A REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
2) Look for the nose-holes. Witches have larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings.
3) The feet. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.
4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.
5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold saggy breasts.
Follow these Witch Spotting rules to save your life. Take care out there and beware Witches.
The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.
That girl has a great butt. It really accentuates her John Mayer spot.
A pussy from a Walsall prostitute has lots of spots so they have their own comedy name
"That's some wild spotted cunt, be careful kids"
“Tings” as a reference to female human beings with alot sex-appeal and big bundas, mainly used in the UK and Canada. “Ting Spotting” like in the famous movie “Train spotting” only that you are spotting tings.. you get me.
Mazlum: yo Carti u wanna go spot some tings?
Carti: yeah fam lets go ting spotting innit.
the domestic persian cat has a magic spot on their head right between their eyes - that when pressed in the right way they go in to a trance like coma stade allmost like when humans meditate.
Oskar the beautifull persian can be silensed for several minuttes when Pelle puts his finger between his eyes and mark his "magic spot cats" place...Oskar looks like at gopple melting bacwards ore like he has been smooking more than 60 joints -he drops his head an stones out with eyes open right untill you lossen your grib! All you have to do is place your finger between his eys and softly press it and here the coma starts!!!!
Another word for an eyebrow. Pretty simple.
Hey! you got somethin white on your Alaskan sweet spot!