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Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.
Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.
The sexual art of eating a girl out and it not being flavorful enough. You proceed to put a lip in and use her vagina as a spitter. Once you've finished your dip you place the entire pinch in her vagina and give it two pumps to make sure it's all the way in. She then to top it all off queefs the dip onto your chest.
The Ricky dicky surprise last night tore her pussy up but was so worth it.
When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.
"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."
When a man goes down on a woman while working an ice cold bomb pop in and out of her pussy until it melts completely. He then licks her clean.
My boyfriend came over last night and gave me my first bomb pop surprise out by the pool.... it was so rad!
Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.
Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!
When you shove a bottle of Mountain Dew up your girlfriend/boyfriend's ass while they ride your dick, and then drowning them with the exact same bottle. Then fucking the corpse.
Insignificant Douchebag: Steve, where's my wife?
Steve: I gave her a Gamer Fuel Surprise
Insignificant Douchebag: You utter fucking taint wound. I should have scalped you and put you out in the freezing wilderness while I could. You are miserable and will die that way. I hope your nads get run over by a goddamn steamroller.
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after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning
that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great
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