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A term loosely applied to preteen and young teenage girls who seem to be living half-inside a fantasy world. Symptoms include overuse of makeup (specifically glitter and eyeshadow), taking horse-riding lessons, wearing multiple bracelets and other tacky jewelery, reading medieval romance novels, et cetera. NOT to be confused with goths.
"J.B. put big smudges of purple over her eyes, then rubbed glitter over her cheeks. She's got a serious case of Unicorn Syndrome going on.. I don't think she realizes how stupid she looks."
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(1) Psychological condition in which hostages grow attached to their captor. This can cause the hostages to not testify against him or her and even to try to prevent themselves from being rescued.
(2) Song by blink-182 about paranoia and the feeling that someone's always watching you or reading your mind.
(1) "See that hostage over there ripping the negotiator's head off? He probably suffers from Stockholm syndrome."
(2) "This is the first (thing I remember)
Now it's the last (thing left on my mind)
Afraid of the dark (do you hear me whisper?)
An empty heart (replaced with paranoia)
Where do we go? (Life's temporary)
After we're gone (like New Year's resolutions)
Why is this hard? (Do you recognize me?)
I know I'm wrong (but I can't help believing)"
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An chronic disorder, usually the result of having a vagina. Symptoms include a heightened sense of drama- especially when none exists, bitchiness, poor sense of direction, failure to understand simple instructions like "make me a sandwich, now!", and neediness. People with the disorder tend to cry, and make stories up.
Deep penetration can sometimes alleviate the symptoms for a while, but tend to result in addiction, and "emotional dependance".
Can happen to especially whiney guys.
Girl- So I was talking to my friend the other day, and you have to understand, I was on my rag at the time and so I was feeling insecure, and she made a comment that I sorta thought might mean she thought I was fat and.....
Guy- Well this sounds like a classic case of twat syndrome to me. Just shut up!
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Bitch- Why do you have to be so insensitive all the time? Can't you respect me for once?
Guy- I do respect you, but you have twat syndrome and can't tell. Haven't we talked about this before?
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The unfortunate ailment that occurs when a minute case of swamp ass leads to a specific case of road rash resembling a target. The anus forms the bulls eye of the target, and depending on the severity, one or more rash rings may form. These uncomfortable rings of pain force the affected person to walk like a penguin with an unreal case of rickets. In the worst case scenario, symptoms may persist for 3 or more days. In some cases baby wipes up the butt hole may help as long as they flower out for maximum coverage. Lotion every hour on the hour is strongly suggested.
Michael could not attend his P.E. class Thursday because he was forced to lay on his stomach and shower baby powder onto his rear end to put out the fire associated with his case of target syndrome.
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A condition in which the affected person(s) compulsively swears, talks of beastiality, incest, their fake homosexuality, fecal waste, urination, boobies and masturbation due to obsession with Blink-182's and their guitarist, Tom DeLonge's live performances, interviews and random recordings.
Doctor: Sir, our diagnosis on you is simply DeLonge's Syndrome.
Guy: Shitfuck! That gets me horny! Where's my dog!?
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The slow but sure process of a girl becoming a slut, a druggie and a drunk. This usually occurs between freshman and senior years of high school.
Damn that bitch has ball syndrome.
Classic case of ball syndrome.
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When a person decides to tell a love interest that they like them and get rejected, they become so depressed that instead of gaining weight they lose it.
(In honor of this kid who lost so much weight because he got rejected).
Pino: hey, have you noticed that Juan has lost a lot of weight?
Eddy: Oh, you didn't know? he suffered from Lance Syndrome. Some chick rejected him.
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