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when someones so retarded, they dont deserve the 're'
used as an insult to a friend who has done something paricually stupid, or retarded. Two or more people must agree that this person is a retard. They are stuck with this title for the remainder of the day and must hang their heads in 'tarded shame.
Becca: *comes into school wearing odd shoes*
group of scene friends: TARD OF THE DAY
Becca: *hangs head in shame*
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The offspring of a Redneck and a Yellow Hammer
He is so dumb he must be a Orange Tard
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A plastic spoon that is turned inside out. It has multiple purposes including- a ladel, a back scratcher, a weapon that is quick at the draw, a reaching device, if flipped the other way a spoon, and many more.
Tard clawtard claw back scratcher ladel weapon quick draw purpose
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Anyone who is very bad at texting. Thought to originate from 'T9-tard' - people who fail to fix their T9ed texts.
e.g.
dont fuck with me - correct T9
foot dual with of. - usual T9 typo.
Nick is such a t-tard that I'm thinking of buying him a blackberry.
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1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.
2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.
Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
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Referred to as a stupid dumbass who does/says questionable things but has not quite achieved the full status of 'retard'.
A 'retard' in the making.
Padawan retard.
Trainee hillbilly/redneck.
The prequel to 'retard'.
Man 1 - "I can't believe Billy said that to John. What a stupid mother fucker".
Man 2 - "The guy is void of any brain cells. He's a total Pre-tard".
George went to the shop for some milk and came back with a hooker. What a Pre-tard.
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a facility were a lot of stupid people are made or become stupid due to overexposure to misleading propaganda that leaves a person in a state of ignorance and stupidity
Washington DC is the Biggest tard factory in all human history
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