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the glick monster

The Glick Monster is one with the Glicks. He is ready to put down any glick that come in his way.

Oh no Chris, It’s The Glick Monster!!!!!!!

by TheGlickMonster November 25, 2019


killing the monster

Masturbating

I will be a little late, I am currently killing the monster.

by Sensei85 December 1, 2017


monster mashed

When ur absolutely fucked on bevs

“Yo John u goodnah Mate I’m monster mashed”

by Yehyehnah December 6, 2020


nerd monster

a very intelligent individual with a low profile, a super smart person with credentials to prove it but doesn't give the impression of a ridiculously smart human being

You would never believe my dad is smart, but he's a total nerd monster.

by o diddy January 7, 2011


flappy monster

The external lips of a woman's vagina.

Her flappy monster really opened up when I went down on her.

by nuetron November 28, 2020


Gargle Monster

A ginger creature that can smell gargle(beer/alcohol ) up to a mile away. Often to be found wearing Astro turf runners whilst consuming copious amounts of gargle. The Gargle Monster is also fond Derby County FC and his favourite food is Seabass.

The Gargle Monster is drinking too much in the pub

by JPKGargle October 20, 2018


Pube Monster

The term Pube Monster is used in association with a shower or general plug hole which is filled with wiry hair most likely from from the pubic region of a large beast/monster. While the likelihood of a beast/monster taking a shower in your house is slim, the sheer mass of hair plugging the hole strongly points in the direction of this....or a person who needs to shave their bush.

Holy moly! Looks like the pube monster has his the shower again!

Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!

Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!

by TommyP88 June 5, 2011