A creature believed to be of Lebanese and/or Italian descent. If you go to the toilet and find that the lid to the toilet is shut and the toilet paper is attatched to the roll and pulled to the floor forming a little pile of toilet paper, the toilet paper monster has struck! When the T.P.M is angry, it has been known to leave a trail of toilet paper around the house.
Istvan; "Hey danny, why is there a trail of toilet paper from your bathroom to your fridge?"
Danny; "Don't worry mate, it's just the toilet paper monster"
Istvan; "Why is all the cheese gona from your fridge?"
Danny; "Don't, looks like the T.P.M likes cheeeeese!!!"
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Me:soon....soon...
B): wtf Is this kamikaze paper airplane
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The act of two skinny people taking a warm bath together and making uncomfortable bony skeleton love while bathing
Mark: Hannah and I just Paper Airplane Stewed last night
Bob: that is crazy I'm far to fat to do that
Mark: Good I don't recommend it
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A device that may be used to smoke if you are incredibly stupid.
Hey look Luisito is smoking a brown paper bag. What a dumbfuck
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When you grab a wet ass when a bitch doesn't wipe her cooch after she pisses.
Jose Arroyo why the fuck did you rub up on that wet shit. She didn't wipe. What a fucking Toilet Paper Bitch!
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The act of rolling a joint or the joint itself.
"Hey man, you wanna make some Dutch paper mache crafts?"
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A person who is extremely lazy and sits on other people's desks at work. Also known as FPW.
David came over and sat on my desk for 20 minutes again...he's such a faggy paper weight...
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