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An overrated academic institution in Indiana named after a major chicken processing company. The college has received distinction for having an above average engineering program, however, engineering seems to be as far as Purdue's academic quality goes. Other majors such as business, social sciences, or the arts are far outclassed by it's cross state counterpart Indiana University (IU) and to some extent Notre Dame. The rampant mediocracy transcends merely academics, but also encompasses the athletic programs (where they rarely make it to bowl games and perpetually lose in the NCAA tournament) as well as the lackadaisical party scene, again heavily outclassed by IU. Purdue's mascot is a boilermaker as that is the occupation most students will have to settle for after graduation.
"At least Purdue University has a pretty cool fountain."
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A thoroughly average university lost somewhere in suburbia west of Portland, Oregon.
Nobody cares about the undergraduates at Pacific because their graduate programs are so amazing, so the puny College of Arts and Sciences is plagued by hangovers, dudes too lazy to shave, ugly chicks, cannibals, and bed bugs.
Somewhat notorious for having the worst football team imaginable, and the largest HawaiianFest (also termed Luau) this side of, well, Hawaii.
-Hmm... where should I go to college?
-How about Pacific University? They accept anybody.
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Boston University is known by everyone else in the city as the clueless snob school. Not even snobs, I don't want to be harsh. Sometimes when I'm on the train (B-line), I have a strong urge to tap someone on the shoulder and ask them to grow up or leave my city!
Most people who are actually from Boston don't like Boston University students. Boston College is OK. MassArt is better. Berklee, all the schools off the E-line Train, D-line, Red Line are nice. UMASS Boston and Amherst are always acceptable.
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A phrase commonly used by learned people in front of their learned friends to dismiss the opinion of someone who has been through actual university in an attempt to assert their dominance. With subtle threats of physical intimidation and belittling. This belies the fact that they are in actual fact a dumb fuck of little actual significance with no contribution to the advancement of the human race. Quite often used by bullying, narcissistic, manipulative fathers to reduce a their standing in the world to one step behind them.
‘You may have been to university, but I got my education at the university of life’ which explains why he wasn’t intelligent enough to predict that shagging his Shepherdess would mean divorce
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The greatest college in the land! Located in Athens, Georgia. The University of Georgia is superior to all other SEC schools and only accepts the greatest students. All rejects are sent to Auburn.
John: Do you go to The University of Georgia?
Jeff: Can you tell because I look like a baller?
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Person 1: I failed all my courses but daddy bought be a degree at bond University
Person 2: I pwnd up my courses and got a degree without paying anything upfront
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A school that has a shameless inferiority complex towards Boston College. They are also known for having an exceptional football program. Their hockey team fucks BC girls, as that is the closest they will ever get to a National Title.
BU Student: "I didn't get into Boston College, so I went to Boston University. I wish BU was a 3 sport school, academically superior, and had a hotter student body. I also wish I wasn't a hater."
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