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Ass worship

Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face.

There are a few types of ass worship.

1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.

2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.

3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.

4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.

Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.

It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.

1) The Sandwich: She laid down on the couch, and I shoved my face right into her ass. It's one of the best types of ass worship!

2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.

3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.

4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!

by Facechair April 24, 2009

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ugly ass

Something that is very ugly.

Look at that ugly ass baby over there.

by Peege J M January 29, 2006

198๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


cartoon-ass

A freakishly large booty.

Cartoon-ass is a booty you can set a drink on like an end table, and is Weeble Wobble wide.

by E.C March 29, 2006

42๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass stink

the smell that comes off a girls ass when fucking her doggy style. Usually forces you to turn your head and hold your breath. Sometimes pushing her butt cheeks together helps. If severe enough doggy style is not an option.

That dirt bag brod had major ass stink she probably hasn't had a shower in a few days.

by Gtamazing December 19, 2006

42๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffin ass

Description of a booty that "pops" out from the waist, like the top of a muffin.

"Damn, I'd love to fall asleep on Molly Jane's muffin ass."

by Eric Loy March 11, 2004

43๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


spank-it-ass

(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.

When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.

by The Pillager October 29, 2005

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angry ass

A burning sensation in the rectal area as a result of the consumption of large amounts of spicy foods.

Damn...those hot wings gave me angry ass.

by AA Sufferer January 9, 2005

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