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1. {Wingman} i.e. the friend who helps you meet and hook up with the pretty girl while distracting her from any and all forces of cockblockery
You should dance with that girl.
Can't. I promised my buddy I'd be his third base coach tonight. I have to get that kid laid.
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a feelski; not quite 2nd base, but 2 2 BASE
Jim: Dude, how far did you go with your date?
Bob: Well, I went to 2 2 base.
Jim: Dude, you pulled a feelski? You're such a player!
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When a BITCH youre dating anticipates what you are about to share with her, and she cuts you off with what she figures is a "best" of your story, usualy involving her asshole ex boyfriend or husband!!!
Man, that slut 3rd based me all night, and still didnt give me no action!!!
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Getting sideboob but not the whole boob during a hookup for just feeling a girl up.
Guy one: How far did you get with her?
Guy two: First and a half base!
Guy one: Wha?
Guy two: Ya know, getting just the sideboob!
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A coworker or boss who works harder trying to figure out how to get credit for the work of others, rather than actually working themselves.
That's an awesome idea and at least you won't have to worry about Keith trying to be a Credit Based Entity (CBE) because it's right after yearly reviews and he'll be working from home for next three months.
Like American First Base, but with a finger in the butt. Also known as a Morneau.
"I went out with that Canadian girl."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."
n. A style of treating patients implicitly based on their social and financial status (be it by quality or lack of insurance, etc.).
ant. outcome-based medicine, of which this term is a parody.
When I was in the ER, I didn't have proof of insurance on me, so they asked me to make a deposit of $100... as if it were income-based medicine or something!