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the legitist name used to describe someone ultra super duper amazing that is wayy sexier than you and can do anything mucho mucho better and you love them wayy more then they love you
My boyfriend is pookey bear!
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One who discourages performing the act of a flaming amazon.
Smokey the Bear says "And remember kids, flaming amazons can be painful and seriously injure one or both participants!!"
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an alcoholic avalanche that will bring utter chaos to you and everyone around you. its pretty much bad ass......
an irish car bomb followed immediately by a minderaser (both must be downed with serious speed)
take one bear fucker and you dance with a fat chick. take two bear fuckers and youll throw up on a fat chick. take three bear fuckers and youll throw up in the drunk tank
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An angry big hairy man who snaps at anything.
Me : Not for nuttin, all jokes aside, you know what i mean. The load is late.
Bear: Roar this is bullshit i'm an angry bear! My bear polar is taking over. ROARRRRR
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The tiny bears that sneak up when you're not paying attention and untie your shoes.
Ever wonder why your shoelaces are untied when you stand up form the sofa, or why you trip up for no reason only to notice an untied shoe? And you know they were tied up proper good all but a moment ago. Yep. You got it. Darned shoelace bears again.
Hot dang, those be some wild pesky shoelace bears!
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