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A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")
Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.
Type of person who gives oral sex to many different men.
I can't believe you're dating her, she's a known bobber goblin.
When someone in an argument argues the semantics of a word/phrase, rather than making a retort against the other person's argument.
Person 1: No lolis aren't children, they're actually young-looking women.
Person 2: Nice Vaush-Goblin Fallacy loser
Someone who actually thinks that the Adomition Hub on SCP is good, in other words, a mentally retarded "person".
Hey did you see the new Adomition chapter it was so good!
You should off yourself you Adomition Goblin
Jeffrey Smith is doing the goblin strat for free! OH man! Let me get get a tur!
An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.
Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.
1. A child
a. A product of semen
b. Semen created it
c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?
a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption
b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen
c. Semen enthusiast
She acted like a semen goblin as soon as we were alone