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A person who is useless at everything. They have no talent, no job and no self respect.
"Man, Robert is such a Wet ham sandwich."
Robert: *Does nothing because he is a Wet ham sandwich.*
The new reported for Pew News
She likes ham
Friend: Hey look that's PewDiePie
Me: Actually , that's Mary Katherine Ham
A person of which that would be eaten, like a ham sandwich, by higher class people in case of an end-of-the-Earth situation. In other words: a low class loser.
Student #1: Geez! That kid over there still has not done his end-of-the-year presentation and it was due 3 days ago.
Student #2: He's the ham sandwich of the class. Don't worry about him.
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1. One of if not THE most famous Dr. Seuss books where Sam I am tries to get this one guy to eat green eggs and ham and ends up loving it. So basically the message is "if something looks weird at least try it"
2. Some retarded sexual position/move made up by people with no lives on urban dictionary because they think they are either clever/funny
1. I will not eat green eggs and ham I will not eat them in a box and I will not eat them with a fox
2. In the green eggs and ham the male ...
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The male licks the butthole of his partner with a pineapple slice around it. Then pounding them in the ass with pineapple slices around his cock.
Dude, I gave him a Holiday Ham.
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Synonym for hammered; shit-faced; wasted; shvasted; shmammered; shlammered; shmasted; fucked out; too drunk to operate; past the point of coherence
That girl is so hammed out she wouldn't know if I were Brad Pitt or some ugly ass motherfucker......I'm goin in (<---if you're a creepy ass mofo or have 0-no morals)
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