Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.
Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!
The process by which a male will fuck a girl so hard that he pops her hymen and she cums at the same time making a mix called muff soup
Thursday night I fucked this one ebony bitch and I hit that shit so hard her pussy just turned into some muff soup
A cosmetic treatment in which a female's pubes are removed from the vaginal area by applying scalding hot wax, followed by brutally ripping off the wax and bush together.
Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?
Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.
The 5 o'clock shadow girls get after a few days of not shaving their pubic region.
If you think I'm eating that with that muff gruff going on, you got another thing coming.
When a girl hangs from a rafter or a rope while having oral sex performed on her by someone else also hanging from from said rope/rafter.
I saw a super hot video of two girls muff climbing.
An all lesbian orgy is called a Muff Party
Becky took her girlfriend Susie to the Muff Party after a night of drinking.
When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.
Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!