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When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.
Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.
Full, squishy boobs nestled into a bra.
"Look at her nestled pillows! The way they make her boobs look so hot..."
"She doesn't even need a push-up bra with those nestled pillows!"
A phrase or quote that is particularly well-suited to appearing on a pillow in needlepoint.
Everything Lisa says is pillowable.
Pillow juice is crusted semen on your pillow after a wild night of sex.
Ew I thought this crust in my eye was just dried eye buggers but it's fucking pillow juice.
A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.
Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.
The act of farting on a pillow and then immediately shoving it in your partners face.
Tom: Yo my hoe was being such a b-iatch that I gave her dat armadillo pillow. Shut her ass right up.
A (Sometimes Stuffed) dog that is so round in shape and fluffy that you can lay on it like a pillow.