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The act of packing powder sugar between your buttcheecks, pulling your pants down when you have gas, and farting directly at an unexpected person.
The party was boring until I nailed Randy straight in the face with a powdered doughnut surprise!
When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.
He dipped his hand down his crack and got an ass cheese surprise.
Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.
Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!
When a man goes down on a woman while working an ice cold bomb pop in and out of her pussy until it melts completely. He then licks her clean.
My boyfriend came over last night and gave me my first bomb pop surprise out by the pool.... it was so rad!
When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.
"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."
after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning
that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great
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When you shove a bottle of Mountain Dew up your girlfriend/boyfriend's ass while they ride your dick, and then drowning them with the exact same bottle. Then fucking the corpse.
Insignificant Douchebag: Steve, where's my wife?
Steve: I gave her a Gamer Fuel Surprise
Insignificant Douchebag: You utter fucking taint wound. I should have scalped you and put you out in the freezing wilderness while I could. You are miserable and will die that way. I hope your nads get run over by a goddamn steamroller.
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