titty hoe

A woman that walks around wearing a tiny shirt and a bra 2 sizes too small exposing a whole bunch of titty.

Girl , What happened between you and Ty last night? Ya'll break up?.. Yeah, We went to Applebees and all this scrub wanna do is look at some old titty hoe across the room.

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titty splitter

When a seatbelt goes in between a chicks tits when driving a car and splits them

When I was driving I looked over at the car next to me and said wholy shit check out that chicks titty splitter

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Clipboard Titties

A tit so saggy that you can hang School Pictures, Shopping lists, etc.. from.

Mom can you hang up my art project, you know you got those clipboard titties

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taco titties

when ya smash ya boobies togetha in order to seem like ya have a bigger rack

"damn lookit da rack on that girl"
"nah those are just taco titties"

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Bonk Titty

The act of abruptly getting someone attention, rudely, like poking a woman in the boob with your finger.

hey dude.. hello?... BONK TITTY! 'What'd you say?' You heard me!

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titty kick

A kick of an Australian Rules football which is so accurate that it hits the target on the tit, ie chest. the receiver of such a kick has 99% chance of catching it. once a titty kick is performed, one must scream "RIGHT ON THE TIT" to let everyone know of the kick.

person a: RIGHT ON THE TIT
person b: what a titty kick!!

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cometh titties

The proper way to ask for nudes

Guy: Cometh titties?
Girl: *sends nudes*

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