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chaos porn

A general term for incoherent ideologies and absurd conspiracy theories that allow adherents to ignore unpleasant truths and engage in rich fantasy lives where their perceived enemies are punished for imaginary crimes. Although followers passionately believe in an overthrow of the dominant paradigm, few take direct action away from their computers, and instead choose to live their lives online, enjoying the anticipation of a revolution that never comes.

After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.

by AaronBurr626 August 8, 2018


Accordion Porn

A genre of porn in which one or all of the performers scale busting fat rolls expand and contrast like the folds of an accordion.

Sydney Leathers is the star of the genre.

Marc is disgusted that Drew enjoys accordion porn.

by Paul E. Ogre September 1, 2016


Femboy Porn

The type of porn that would turn on every men and women watching it!

Jake : Hey Chad have you seen the new femboy porn that was posted?
Chad : I haven’t is it good?
Jake : It’s very good i came 10 times last night while watching it
Chad : Wow im gonna make sure i’ll watch it
Jake : How about we watch it together and jerk each other off?
Chad : That sounds very lovely! Let’s do it now im getting harder just by thinking about it!

by Dark_Zach August 22, 2023

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tutorial porn

Treating web tutorials as entertainment rather than attempting to learn anything. Often for hours on end.

Instead of getting my project done I just spent the day watching tutorial porn

by Cornpurse November 10, 2020


porn stroke

Masturbation of the penis holding it in such a way so that the camera has a clear view of the whole length. Usually thumb on top and two fingers underneath the shaft.

He was good enough to porn stroke his dick so that the camera had a clear view of his cock.

by level28 September 12, 2020


Moped Porn

generally refers to pictures of beautiful mopeds.

Guy 1: Bro! Let's take some pictures of our peds!
Guy 2: MOPED PORN!

by XxCHRISxX_94 May 26, 2015


porn watcher

Someone that watches porn

It’s in the name

Go touch some grass, you porn watcher!”

by Idoubtthefbiwillcometomyhouse May 31, 2021