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What a redneck Magician loves to perform, this is their world-famous act. They throw a huge coil or string of duct tape into their cowboy hat, and pull out a cobra!
Howl do yall like that? Uh Cobruh!
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To blatently blast a random girl doggy-style without protection.
I had to trick fancy sport fuck this ho bare back and I flipped her backside 'cause rubbers are for faggots.
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An act of deception and great tactical nous. The victim, after having been stripped naked and rolled in butter, is stood infront of a very low beam, he then has a pair of very smelly, 3 week unwashed human testicles waved in his face. As said buttered naked victim reverses and bends to navigate under said low beam he unwittingly slots himself onto a ludicrously large freshly lubed dildo that has been stuck to the wall using a medievel glue like concotion of pigs semen and the matted hair from the crotch of a dead rabbit. As the victims buttocks hit the wall either side of the dildo and his eyes bulge wide in fear the perpetrator of this amusing parlour game waves his balls at the victim and shouts "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick".
Please note due to recent legislation the use of rabbits hair is seen as being rather unsporting and frankly in bad taste.
With fear in his eyes the freshly buttered Steve recoiled away from the stench perpetrating forth from the rancid balls of Ali. As the dildo slipped betwixt his cavernous sphincter his eyes bulged, the corners of his mouth showed a glimpse of a smile and he sighed a deep groan of pleasure before the neanderthal Ali waved his balls dramatically and shreiked "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick"!!!!!!!!!
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After you finish fucking a girl and cumming in her pussy, stab her in both eyes and bellybutton with your dick.
I accidentally blinded my girlfriend in an attempt to give her the Dallas hat trick.
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When a person, usually a man, puts peanut butter around, in or in the general area around his butt hole and has his/her dog lick it out.
No man has ever done the Campbell Peanut Butter Trick (CPBT) only once.
Jack: Hey man, I was home last night and I was really bored so i did the Campbell Peanut-Butter Trick.
Connor: Ew gross man, you would.
Jack: Nah man, its totally a hip thing right now.
Connor: As if! I bet you do it every day!
Jack: ...
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A trick ass geezer is the term used to insult a male friend who thinks he is "the shit." After being called this he will stop in his tracks, think about the term, and proceed to get offended.
Chris: Dude, I woke up with a hangover this morning and the only thing I was able to do was play Super Smash Brothers!
Mike: Broh, I know that feeling! BEST FEELING EVER!
Maria: Well aren't you guys trick ass geezers!?!
Chris and Mike: -__-
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a good gag to pull on an unsuspecting gullable person who you are close with
i.e. lay in bed and pull a used tampon from the crotch hole and hold it in ur hand by the string and yell "ahhhhh, i found a mouse, a dead fuckin mouse" and watch the other person scream in horror until he/she realizes what it really is..then they uuuke
"Hey, Janifer...look...i found a dead mouse"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW"
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