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A witter community note is when a tweet is so false and so incorrect that people in twitter forget their disagreements for a second just to prove someone, or even YOU wrong. Finding a twitter community note is basically finding a seal of approval that whatever you have seen is made purely out of stupidity.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen this tweet? I can't believe how accurate it is.
Guy 2: It's wrong, that has a Twitter community note on it you fucking dipshit.
On a tweet relating to cars*
Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio
@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it
The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr
You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.
A "twitter twiker" or "twiker" is somebody who repeatedly doesn't follow people back on Twitter when somebody follows them. Very common on Twitter today
That guys on Twitter has so many more followers than people he's following. He must be a real Twitter twiker!
a nicer way to say twitter porn
becky: omg i love spicy twitter.
ruby: what’s that ??
becky: twitter porn.
i swear to god if you dare to search it put bleach next to you.
robloxian: ROBLOX TWITTER?! *dies of cringe cringly*