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Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018


weed need

When you are stressed and must smoke marijuana to cope.

Guy 1: I'm having a weed need moment right now.

Guy 2: I'm way ahead of you, dude. I have the munchies right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018


shag weed

Shag Weed is a type of insult used to call other people (mainly girls) who are way more beautiful / handsome than the person speaking. It’s a way to cope with the feeling of insecurity and / or jealousy or with the large ego of oneself.

Girl A: That girl is such a shag weed.
Boy A: I think they’re just better than you.

Girl A: Whatever.

by Alarkii ! May 11, 2021


carson weed

A very well known man that is a pornstar and is very sexy man

Carson weed is my idol

by Carson the star May 13, 2021


weed eater

the punchline to every joke

𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣π•ͺ π•›π• π•œπ•–

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater."

by StringedGuitar17 August 15, 2021


grandma weed

A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.

Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.

by Professor S1gmus November 16, 2016


weed chimney

Some one who smokes so much weed it's almost annoying and they often smell like weed

Aye She smokes so much she's like a weed chimney

by Fear.the.kier June 26, 2015