A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.
JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.
KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?
KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!
JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.
When you are stressed and must smoke marijuana to cope.
Guy 1: I'm having a weed need moment right now.
Guy 2: I'm way ahead of you, dude. I have the munchies right now.
Shag Weed is a type of insult used to call other people (mainly girls) who are way more beautiful / handsome than the person speaking. Itβs a way to cope with the feeling of insecurity and / or jealousy or with the large ego of oneself.
Girl A: That girl is such a shag weed.
Boy A: I think theyβre just better than you.
Girl A: Whatever.
A very well known man that is a pornstar and is very sexy man
the punchline to every joke
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater."
A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.
Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.
Some one who smokes so much weed it's almost annoying and they often smell like weed
Aye She smokes so much she's like a weed chimney