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People who define themself or someone else as a gigachad. Seriously, this has to stop.
Person: I heard Hannah defines herself as the perfect woman on Urban Dictionary.
Person's friend: She's someone who shouldn't be on UD.
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A male, who is a jackass and the girl who fell likes. He is also the guy who fly off the face of the earth. Hated by the girl who used to like the dolphin/dolphina/walrus. He makes fun of kids, and can be placed in the top of the pyramid in the social status but looks like a loser in the hallways hanging out with girls younger, because they are the only girls he can get.
Freshman girl: The guy who fell is so cute, omg i love him.
Girl: he’s a dumbass you who always falls, even when walking and sitting down.
Girl’s best friend: Like a loser.
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I DO!
usher is a mutha fuckin nigger wannabe wigger who has all chigga chigga friends. lolz. I fuckin hate usher so much only cuz valerie loves him to death! LIKE EW!! double ew!
eeeeeeeeww! I caught usher in his muthers bed w/ his brotherz!
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Secret society some say is more powerful than the Illumanati. Rumor has it their reach extends even to the African continent, where they use the sport of basketball to indoctrinate the locals.
Because Bill Gates was not rich and powerful enough to receive an invite into the Knights Who Say Pfftt, he settled on Bohemian Club membership.
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Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot can be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..
Guy 1: You think those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritans are to prude. Those are the kind of girls who EAT carrots, if you know what I mean.
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abdul is spongbob and he has a big unibrown and he is doodoo at fortnite
#who lives in a pineapple
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Who paved the way?
Duhhhhh it's Blackpink. Blackpink paved the way.
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