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When you get a boner, handjob, or blowjob from someone named Sloan or Sloane or any sort of affialiation towards the word Sloan
Sloan- Im going to give you the best handjob ever
Joey- Hot. I've got such a Sloaner Boner right now
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When you do a task, or job for free but instead want that person to love and have sex with you
John: so I helped her move out.
Zack: so how much did she pay you?
John: no I did it for free.
Zack ahh pro boner
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An expression that means you find something/someone incredibly appealing.
"Dude i totally have a boner for Megan Fox."
"Look at Cari over there"-Guy 1
"Dude you have a boner for her, just ask her out already!"-Guy 2
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When you do something to get you extra points or more credit on a school assignment in a sexual way.
This is by doing something sexual to get the teacher's attention, and give them a boner, hense the name "boner points".
This usually applies to girls trying to get good grades or extra credit from their male teachers.
Some examples of attempts to achieve boner points are bending down so the teacher can see down your shirt, saying a ton of "that's what she saids" in your presentation, or having your visual aid for the presentation have pictures that look suspiciously like something else (like having the number 69 a lot or having drawings be shaped suggestively).
The people who try and get boner points are usually girls who are easy and care about getting a good grade without actually using intelligence.
Most decent teachers do not fail for boner points, but a few pervy ones will.
Guy: Why did Circe keep dropping things and bending down to pick them up during her presentation?
Girl: She wanted to show off her boobs to try and get boner points from the teacher.
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Stimulation that occurs when extremely excited by the food one is about to consume.
Oh damn man, this looks so good I just got a culinary boner.
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One of the worst things ever:
When you need to piss really, really, bad and your boxers have shifted around so it's really hard to find the slit in your boxers that your cock comes out of. And the more and more you try to get your cock out the harder it gets.
The problem is compounded by several factors:
1)you are already semi-erect because you really, really have to piss (yes girls! sometimes this does happen)
2)If the pants you are wearing have a short zipper length
3)Or you are wearing older tighter jeans that you have been meaning to give to your younger brother/cousin/goodwill
...but are just to lazy/cheap
This is particulary bad when you are standing in a row of urnals with no dividers and you have an erect cock.
Someone might look out of the corner of their eye and think your gay
(its not something that you willingly talk about with your friends but) "Yeah dude, i was going to piss but...i had a hardcore boner. i guess i can wait."
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The feeling you get when food looks/smells/taste so delicious that its gives you a boner.
Damn, that thanksgiving dinner looks so good its giving me a hunger boner.
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