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a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion
a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot
the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash
basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?
person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.
person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
A small private school located in downtown Toronto. The two types of kids who go to York are either nerds with no social life or wannabe popular kids who only go to parties within the school. There are some outliers but the large majority follow this rule. Its an alright school but by the time you hit high school the teachers throat fuck you with homework. If you want to get into a good college York is not a bad bet. The girls are all mid as fuck and the guys are the hottest men with the biggest cocks you will find anywhere.
Person A: What school you from?
Person B: Im gay.
Person A: Ohh you must go to The York School.
Person A: I go to The York School.
Person B: OMG its a York boy they are so hot with large cocks please have sex with me!
Person A: No I like men.
A small private school located in downtown Toronto. The two types of kids who go to York are either nerds with no social life or wannabe popular kids who only go to parties within the school. There are some outliers but the large majority follow this rule. Its an alright school but by the time you hit high school the teachers throat fuck you with homework. If you want to get into a good college York is not a bad bet. The girls are all mid as fuck and the guys are the hottest men with the biggest cocks you will find anywhere.
Person A: What school you from?
Person B: Im gay.
Person A: Ohh you must go to The York School.
Person A: I go to The York School.
Person B: OMG its a York boy they are so hot with large cocks please have sex with me!
Person A: No I like men.
A small private school located in downtown Toronto. The two types of kids who go to York are either nerds with no social life or wannabe popular kids who only go to parties within the school. There are some outliers but the large majority follow this rule. Its an alright school but by the time you hit high school the teachers throat fuck you with homework. If you want to get into a good college York is not a bad bet. The girls are all mid as fuck and the guys are the hottest men with the biggest cocks you will find anywhere.
Person A: What school you from?
Person B: Im gay.
Person A: Ohh you must go to The York School.
Person A: I go to The York School.
Person B: OMG its a York boy they are so hot with large cocks please have sex with me!
Person A: No I like men.
When you cum in a girls mouth while she is midsentence and scream a joe pesci quote.
Hoss: you wanna know what I did?
Moe: whats that?
Hoss: I gave that bitch a New York Chokehold.
Something particular to New York State that is asinine in nature, very inconvenient, and benefits no one.
What is this "preparation tax?" Oh, it's a tax for having the guy make your sandwich. It's so the business can pay it's DoDo extinction tax. It's a New York thing.
A school full of fights and alcoholics and hoes, that thing they have a butt but they don't. York is full of amazing people and teachers though.!
Damn, York Jr. High Is So Geto!