excuse you

What a bunch of ignorant scally bams ass motherfuckers say when they are in YOUR way and they get it twisted. You are supposed to say "Excuse me" you fucking retard! It's actually ruder than saying "MOVE IT BITCH! GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY! "

You standin' there chillin' and some bitch ass comes up and says:

"Excuse you!"

You get pissed and say:

EXCUSE ME? NO RETARD! EXCUSE YOU! ACTUALLY, THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR YOU! YOUR MOMMA SHOULDA SWALLOWED YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS YOU DUMB FUCKHEAD!

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fuck you

usually said in anger or dismay at another person's remark

person1: you're a little dick
person2: oh fuck you

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hey you

A very good song by Pink Floyd.

Hey you ! out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me
Hey you ! Standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles, can you feel me
Hey you ! don't help them to bury the light
Don't give in without a fight.
Hey you ! out there on your own
sitting naked by the phone would you touch me
Hey you ! with your ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out would you touch me
Hey you ! would you help me to carry the stone
Open your heart, I'm coming home
But it was only a fantasy
The wall was too high as you can see
No matter how he tried he could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain.
Hey you ! out there on the road
Doing what you're told, can you help me
Hey you ! out there beyond the wall
Breaking bottles in the hall, can you help me
Hey you ! don't tell me there's no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall.

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Joshing You

To have a joke and a coke with. Practical laughter.

I swear I'm joshing you John!

I'm not Joshing you when I tell you, you are the only one for me and my life sucks without you!

I was Joshing about the Beavers thing really.

Did you hear those comics were joshing her/ him like that? At least she's good at taking a joke and not really going postal.

Nickleback Sucks! I'm just Joshing you man. I like that song I'd come for you. The first entry in the song gets me every time and I think about that one time with the red lights and shining down going for hrs.

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Are you sure

An annoying question asked usually by women to their significant other after they have been given an answer already to a preceding question.

Woman: Honey?
Man: Yes dear?
Woman: Did you take out the trash?
Man: Yes honey I did.
Woman: Are you sure?
Man: (grumbles to himself annoyed "fucking bitch, I just told her I did!")

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Up to you

Used when trying to say "I don't frankly give enough of a damn to consider which you should choose, ask someone else." in a polite way.

Guy1: Should I listen to A or B?
Guy2: (indifferently and nonchalantly) Up to you.
Guy1: -.-

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you already

Short for "you already know."

Mug 1: Dawg, I was spitting game at this fine ass bittie like all night long but she was NOT feeling your boy.

Mug 2: Heartbreaking, my dude. You won her over with your charm and good looks by the end of the night, though, right?

Mug 1: Oh, you already.

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