the ultimate homophobe freak-out

This is an intentional and well practiced move on the part of two straight males or two straight females to irk,irritate,gross out or freak a hard core homophobe. One of the pair sits on the lap of the other and plays with the partner's hair then spits his/her chewing gum straight up in the air only to have the partner catch it in his/her mouth like a hungry sea gull. Very effective stunt. Known to make the homophobe throw up.

These two guys went into the boss lady's office and did the ultimate homophobe freak-out move on her. She suspended them both for 2 days.

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cut myself out of my shoes

When one is so drunk he/she can't untie their shoes but can manage to find a knife and cut himself/herself out of them.

Coined by the band Audacity in a Victim of Time interview in Chicago 2014, "Two or three days ago we were in Iowa City and we were pretty drunk and Matty was the last one up and he had to cut his shoes off with a knife. He woke up and said “I was so drunk last night I had to cut myself out of my shoes” and I thought it was a figure of speech or something like that."

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shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree

Kicking around a difficult to solve problem until a brilliant solution falls out

"Alysha has been moving them photoshop layers around on that design for ages"
"Yea she is shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree"

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Fat Kid Out Of Breath Rap

A popular youtube video where 2kids imitate a fat kid out of breath. It is performed by the art of beatboxing.

2kids in school beatboxing and raping imitating a fat kid would be Fat Kid Out Of Breath Rap.

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Ask out a tennis girl day

October 27th is ask out a tennis girl day! Go up to that pretty girl you like that specifically plays tennis and ask her out!

Hey! Today is ask out a tennis girl day and I would like to know if you would go out with me?

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national make out with female day

national make out with female day falls on May 21-22

tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out day! i’m going to get my tongue ready! tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out with female day! i’m going to get my tongue ready!

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blowing the cobwebs out your muffler

The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.

Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.

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