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A special burger that comes with Brussels Sprouts
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sprouts! Sprouts! Sprouts It All Out! Burger, you should try it!"
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the day where you ask a girl u always wanted before ! or ask them to start a talking relationship!
#1 : heyy , did you ask her out yet ?
#2 : yes , after 3rd period since todays ask a girl out day!!nov 19
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When you get scared or spooked and it feels like your heart fell out of your body.
Omg, my heart dropped out of my booty hole.
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“April 23rd”
You whip out your dick infront of your crush, sibling or friend on April 23rd
It’s national whip out your dick day you guys
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An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.
Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"
OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"
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Stop talking about me all the time. Get my name out your mouth.
John: George why are you always playing that video game. Don't you have anything better to do.
George: Get my dick out your mouth!!
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The equivalent of the saying "when pigs fly".
Guy 1: Hey dude, can I borrow 20 dollars from you, I'll pay you back tomorrow?
Guy 2: Hell no! I'll let you borrow 20 dollars when duke nukem forever comes out...
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