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Ladies,
this is something guys say just to lead you on. They don't really want to. They just say it. Sometimes not even to get into your jeans, it's often used just to be nice, even though they really don't want to hang out with you. So remember this the next time some random, or even a guy you know, says this.
Guy: Yep, Im goin to the game tonight.
You: Thats cool, I might show too.
-----------few minute silence--------
Guy: Uh, we should hang out sometime.
You: Sorry! i know what you mean when you say that, thanks to urbandictionary.com
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Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.
Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.
Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!
Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.
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Insult, generally rejecting a concept or a proposal. See bung hole.
You say you're in love with me! Blow it out your bung hole.
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to be talking absolute ballacks (see ballacks)
Jon: "Yeah man, I'm 11 inches... AROUND"
Laura: "Like shit out of a cat's mouth, mate"
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you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it
Hey babe what you doing this weekend
oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend
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National ask out your crush day is on January 1st. New year, new you. Go for it!
National ask out your crush day. Do it bro. If they deny you, then you have the confidence to workout in the gym for the rest of your life.
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When you hear or see something so bad that it makes you want to jump out a window and kill your self
“Oh my god brad just broke up wth me, I wanna hippity hop out a window”
“This is so stressful, I wanna hippity hop out a window”
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