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When a female take something a man says and twists its into something completely different from what he had originally said.
Woman- what dress looks better?
Man- i like that one it complements your figure.
Woman- are you trying to say ill look fat in the other one!
Man- you know I didn’t say that don’t girl twist it now.
A transgirl her lovely gock is called a hotdog a hotdog is a glizzy which means penis
Oh mein gott i love tall girls especially if its a hotdog girl
When girls turn about 13, we are supplied with our own standard starter pack which includes the following: An awkward laugh used for expressing discomfort (usually around men/boys), a set of at least 3 insecurities (this aspect of the starter pack depends on your upbringing and experiences), and the “i’m not like other girls” phase. A phase you can choose to activate at any point, as long as it is before the age of 21. (this part is not the girls fault. It is a canon event in almost every girls life, which the realization that she is not like the stereotypical one dimensional female character portrayed on tv, rather she has her own interest and personality, is discovered.) ✨🩷
“yeah, when i was 14, the universe supplied me with my own teen girl starter pack. unlucky for me, i got an exceptional amount of insecurities in it. i am great at executing my awkward laugh tho.”
“me too girl.”
A super crunchy variety of hippie chick Usally found in the parking lot outside of a phish concert selling grilled cheeses for 5$ or heady trades. The only thing that stinks more than her van is her 4 foot long dread lock rat tail .She may be homeless , only known by her field name alias and wanted in four states but she tells a mean joke for a smoke. After a three night barn burner she hops in a strangers van and vanishes in a cloud of bong smoke patchouli off to live another weekend in a brand new parking outside a third tier jam band show.
Man all these lot girls are the same.... they just want to huff nitrous, eat LSD , buff a lunar charged crystal and black out before they even get inside the show.
"Man I think that crusty lot girl I banged on a bunch of empty nitrous tanks outside the disco biscuits show last week gave me the clap and stole my car.
Ry is a very kind and gentle person with a level headed personality, but serious when need be. Yet, can be very dense and dumb although not as innocent as she comes off as. As a very dirty mind when she’s not thinking about what’s for lunch. Always there to comfort her friends and loved ones, and extremely understanding. Constantly wants comfort and to have cuddles and to be cozy in a big blanket. Rys are definitely a light in your life and are always there for you when you need it, because they have been hurt in their past many times. If you have a Ry in your life never let her go because she is extremely loyal and loving.
You should text Ry (girl) she’ll definitely be down to get pizza tonight and play Mario-Kart
A girl or woman that can turn into a truck like a transformer
"I'm not like other girls, I'm a truck girl." *proceeds to turn into a truck*
A don Julio babe/girl is a women that stunts on social media and pretends to afford a lavish partying lifestyle with fraudsters, drug dealers, scammers and if they are lucky athletes (only if they are 11/10’s).
1) Yo! You seen that girl on insta? She’s a don Julio babe for sure.
A don Julio babe is a women that pretends the lifestyle is hers. However, it’s funded by fraudsters, scammers and drug dealers. Usually post pictures of the bottle 1942 don julio or on Instagram saying 1942 shotsssss!
A don Julio babe/girl is a women that stunts on social media and pretends to afford a lavish partying lifestyle with fraudsters, drug dealers, scammers and if they are lucky athletes (only if they are 11/10’s).