I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"

Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"

i love you sey

a nice way to express your anger

i love you sey now love me

i love you sey

a nice way to express your anger

I love you sey love me now

i dont gyatt a lot for chrizzmas

A gen alpha/ai remix of "All I want for Christmas is you" by Mariah Carey.

It contains of an ai voice of several characters from the popular TV show known as Spongebob Squarepants from the even more popular TV show provider Nickelodeon. The characters shown in order of appearance are, Squidward, Spongebob, Patrick, Plankton, and Mr. Krabs.

YT short:Mfers when this dropped in 1234:
*Squidward: I don't gyatt a lot for chrizzmas!
Spongebob: There is just one skibidi!
Patrick: someone fanum taxed the toilet cause kai cenat has to pee!

Plankton: I'm more sigma than you know I only edge in Ohio!
Mr. Krabs: I saw speed there too!
All: All I want for chrizzmas is you! *
Random fucking dude: Nope.

i dont gyatt a lot for chrizzmas because urban dictionary doesn't accept the word in parts

did I write all this

Kenneth nguyen

Did I write all this on the internet in 2024 they are all bad ppl a

I am amazing (02/03/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am amazing (02/03/2025).

“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”