does she keep you warm

A way of calling someone gay by referencing Macklemore's song Same Love

Guy 1 - I'm so happy Macklemore won all the rap Grammys over Kendrick lamar.

Guy 2 - does she keep you warm?

She's one fine piece of albacore

A phrase used by hillbilly tuna fishermen when refering to a passing attractive female.

Damn she's one fine piece of albacore I tell ya'

She’s 18 years old somewhere

The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.

Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?

Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.

Chris Hanson: what the fuck?

He Said She Said

While making out with a chick, use your tounge to make contact with her uvula causing her to vomit into your mouth. You then vomit into her mouth and continue to make out.

Guy 1: Dude, I got plastered at this party and started making out with this chick.

Guy 2: Things get any where?

Guy 3: No, I did not have a condum. But she did introduce me to the "He Said She Said."

What is she gonna do????

When some one does something silly, ex: Trips, falls up the steps, etc.

after one makes a fool of themselves u shout What is she gonna do in a dep voice.

**Friend Falls down the steps Eery ones laughing**

U: "What Is dhe gonna do???"
Pointing at friend.

she totally sweats you dude

expression that means... she likes you and compeletly and totally embarssed the "she" previously stated because up to that point "dude" had no effing idea. thanks rob

d:what?
r:she sweats you
d:what?
r:she sweats you
d:what?
r:she likes you
d:oh... what?!
r:she likes you
d: oh... really
r:yeah
d: oh okay

She can get the kids

She is worthy of sexual intercourse.

Guy A: Yo Sasha is fine as hell.
Guy B: Yeah bruh bruh she can get the kids!