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Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."
in (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her, "Her" is the same person as "She" in that's what she said. It's a hypothetical girl that you have sex with.
When someone says a word ending in "er" you turn it into a sex joke.
So if a friend says, "Dude, I broke your windsheild wiper."
You say, "Wipe her? I hardly know her!"
Friend: You're such a messy eater
You: Eat her? I hardly know her!
Friend: Shut up, you fucker.
You: Fuck her? I hardly know her!
that's how to use: (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her
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Having sex with an illegal minor
I ran her stopsign last night.
I totally ran that bitches stop sign last night and it was mad good.
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Meaning that you fucked the shit out of a chick with your dick (wood)
You know that chick I've been trying to hit for the longest ? Well I finally took her to the woodshed
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When an indian girl enjoys a nice milky penis in the bedroom.
Ex1:
Dude1: Hey, I hear Ashwini is dating that white guy
Dude2: Yeah man, I think she is a big fan of his milk in her tea.
Ex2:
Dude1: Man, I wonder if that indian chick is a fan of milk in her tea.
Dude2: There is only one way to find out white boy.
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A bitch that you would fuck drunk or sober. But she’s not that attractive
John: Bro! Have you seen how hot Samantha is?
Jake: Eh, id clap her cheeks
John: Guess who’s cheeks I clapped yesterday
Jake: Who?
John: Your sisters
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When a dog licks a girls vagina while a chicken plucks her nipple and a guy kisses her mouth.
Dude. I was eating her pizza last night and I think the chicken plucked her nipple off. The dog had fun tho.
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A woman who believes that she is a homosexual male. Usually a rare label and mostly used by people similar to Hesbians.
These woman fetishize homosexuals.
I am a she/her gay, not a man.
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