poo pie

pastry with an inside of pure poo. Just like a pie, but replacing meat with poo. This recipe is very common with the young teenagers that obsess over excreting into extremely odd places.

Yenda: " Hey Lloyd, you wanna come over to make a poo pie tonight?? I've got all the ingredients."
Lloyd: " Yea of course, I can bring over some extra filling, just let me go to the bathroom and i'll be over yours in about an hour"

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poo askew

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.

I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!

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Vaginal Poo

Feces that is expelled from the vaginal opening

"Hey Billy, I just took a vaginal poo!"

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daft poo

The act of defecating while listening to Daft Punk

I took a great Daft Poo earlier, I was dancing like crazy.

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Poo Horn

As in "Shoe Horn", the Poo Horn is an implement used to ease toilet blocking turds of unusually large dimensions round the tight fitting U-bend.

The standard Poo Horn is a bristled utensil usually found behind or next to the bog bowl, but pretty much anything can be used as a Poo Horn to deal with problem size poo's (coat hanger, bread knife etc).

My comfort dump was so big I had to poo horn it round the u-bend and flush three times!

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Cheetorea / poo

Cheetorea is a form of poo that is of a soft comsistantcy. It is a more solid form of diharea that comes in small bubble filled curls shaped like cheetos. It is often accompanied by poo blasting farts

after the Cheetorea slipped out the room smelled of stink

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vape-poo

After smoking marijuana out of a vaporizer, this product is produced. Usually cooked and brown, smells similar to burnt popcorn.

"Yo I just vaped a gram to my dome. Now I'm gonna roll a vape-poo joint an get even more lit."

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