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tard off

To be used as "fuck off" would, but while ALSO calling the person a "tard"

Guy: Hey babay! How you doi
Girl: Tard off, slob.

by DOI2010 August 20, 2012


Flash Tard

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.

Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.

by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011


tard weeding

the act of having to weed through the various imbeciles, morons, dumbasses, jackasses, tools, dickheads, douchebags, dipshits, dolts, and asshats among the populace to find someone worth spending your time with for relationship pursuits.

Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.

by hottapantsa January 19, 2007


L-TARD

Someone called Lauren who is a retard.

"brazil is in Africa"
"You L-Tard"

by Mooseyface79 October 22, 2011


Report Tard

The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.

I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 19, 2015


Tard Arms

Arms that you are unable to control in any possible way.

You well just crashed into Roman on GTA 4, well done Tard Arms

by Coura Bassist May 29, 2008


V-Tard

Someone who is way too obsessed with Fortnite

Guy: "SHUT UP, YOU FORTNITE LOVIN' V-TARD"

by Thatgrill January 13, 2019