/b/tard

/b/tards are witty, intelligent, well adjusted members of society with Honda civics, a mortgage, cats that they don't light on fire and successful careers as lawyers, documentarians, and public officials. They have two lovely children and beautiful wives (because, you see, they are all heteronormative) that they met sitting next to on a flight to fiji.

well, I have been thinking about becoming a /b/tard

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B-Eccher

If you have any of the following you may be considered a 'B Eccher;

-an odd child
-says weirds phrased sentences
-can't read/write, in his/her own little world
-different looking
-smells like swagger
-gets beat by friends
-cant't do something without being questioned/made fun of/laughed at
-can't be taken seriously
-embarresment to family/friends(if any)/pals,teams
-question his sexuality
-have asked for help in math on multiple quizs and(or)have stayed after math
-having a phone impossible to text on
-if you have brandons life
-a 'different' laugh
-has no jeans to wear(only sweats)
-have your own youtube video of you dancing badly
-questionable math grade
-ever been laughed at for just being alive
-confused while taking a math test
-has been looked at by a young person in society(age1-6) and called ugly
-can't understand while people are pointing and laughing
-dropped on your head as a kid

If you contain any of these qualities you may be a B-Eccher
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"i say something that people look at me and are confused, i pulled a B-Eccher"

"i may be a B-Eccher if a have stayed after for math and somehow managed a B"

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/b/ored

when you are extremely bored at either work, school, or home, and you end up surfing the 4chan.org /b/ image boards.

dude 1: This lecture is making me so /b/ored, I already know all of this
dude 2: me too, check out 4chan and see if any interesting posts are up
dude 3: lol for sure

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Crunk & B

According to Ciara, it's Crunk with a little R&B mixed in: Crunk & B.

Lil' Jon says that Ciara is the "First Lady of Crunk & B"

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Plan B

The person, thing, place, or idea that you go to when your first one fails.

A guy you ask out says no to you. Plan B is your closest friend.

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D in the B

Receiving anal pleasures, as in taking dick in the butt; most often used to describe homosexuals

Damn, that guy loves the D in the B

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B-Wood

The slang form of Bridlewood(also known as the Bridlehood), a community on the west side of Ottawa. This term is used when representing this area, used by many residents, being very popular with the skater and gangster groups. A hand sign has even been created, much like the one used by the bloodz, the thumb and forefinger are used to make a B, while the remaining fingers are spaced out equally to form a W.

Jamal: Yo man you reachin b-wood tonight?
Ali: Yeah bro, im hittin up a party near there.

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