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Kiss your son on the cheek day.
Son: Eww, Dad why’d you kiss me?
Dad: It’s November 8.
Its national kiss your boo day 😘💏
Girl-hey...
Boy-what?
Girl-*smooch*☺️
Boy-*😊
November 8-U gots to kiss ur boo
Ask somebody out and dump them an hour later day.
Kid: Will you date me?
Other kid: Yes
1 Hour later
Kid: we’re done, it’s November 8
A hard drive consisting of a total of 8 gigabytes in size or a man or woman with Oompa-Loompa like qualities.
Smaller than I expected, clearly an 8 gigger.
The time of day where you can do old, overdone memes without getting criticised. If someone does criticise you, you have the right of beating the crap outta them.
Time if day: 8:42
Boy: Hell Yah *dabs*
A low peace of trash machine that was abandoned by everyone that came in contact with it.
Whenever I tried to get a girl out of her clothes, she'd pull my plug.
Tony lopezes favoite kind of girl
Tony lopez: i like 8 year olds
A smart person: am calling fbi