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The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?
WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.
HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.
(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)
HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...
OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.
33đź‘Ť 7đź‘Ž
you found this. how? it was so well hidden. you did both symultaniouslyleft to right and right to left diagonally. you must be in class in 2020 or 2021.
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Some of the most annoying little shits on the internet. Typically claims to be punk or goth or metal or any other subculture that was really big like 40 years ago. They discover 1 song from Dead Kennedys, the Cure, Mayhem, or any other edgy band from the 70s-90s and try to act like their music taste is superior to that of their peers. Snobby and pompous as fuck and usually won’t shut the fuck up about how emo trap/dark trap artists like Lil Peep, $uicideboy$, and Ghostemane aren’t “real punk” or “real metal” or “real goth” even though nobody around them actually thinks that or says that. They mock dead artists’ deaths just simply because they don’t like them and then suddenly act like they give a shit about humanitarianism when someone makes fun of Joey Jordison or Rozz Williams. Overall, they’re quite hypocritical and annoying as shit! If they catch you posting a story of you listening to one Ecco2k track while wearing black clothes, they will try to send you playlists of bands that you probably already know and like such as the Cure, Orchid, Slipknot, etc. but they still think you’re intellectually inferior to them for liking rap music (which may or may not be racially charged…). If you think you might be a Gen Z “Real Alt” Kid, don’t worry. It’s perfectly okay to like punk rock, metal, goth, emo, etc. It’s just bullshit to put genres and subcultures into a static box and not let artists evolve their sound or fans their fashion style without throwing a pussy fit.
Drainer kid: “I love bladee he’s such a good artist!”
Gen Z “real” alt kid: “BLADEE IS NOT REAL EMO!!!1!1! REAL EMO CONSISTS OF THE 1980—“
Drainer kid: “Oh my God nobody fucking gives a shit go outside.”
Emo kid: “Yeah tf??? You literally think you’re better than us cos u like the same music as my mom and dad and uncle and you dress like a character from The Breakfast Club. Don’t be a dick, bro.”
Drainer kid: “You’re kinda cool! Wanna go listen to the new Underoath album?”
Emo kid: “Hell yea man!”
Gen Z “real” alt kid: *unintelligible screaming noises upon hearing an underoath fan call himself emo*
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Derives from the phrase "Why are you so easy?", which is how one with many hours inquires why the person they just killed was of low skill.
Person 1: *slash slash slash*
Person 2: *hit hit slash hit*
Person 1: *dead* wtf
Person 2: lol y u so e z
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A remastered HD recut of the Dragon Ball Z anime, with redone and improved dialogue, improved animation in some cases, a new soundtrack (although this was considered lackluster to many, resulting in projects featuring more familiar soundtracks from DBZ), and almost all of the filler that slowed down the pacing of the original show is cut out, resulting in 167 episodes instead of 291, with many scenes and events that notoriously took up several episodes (such as Goku running down Snake Way taking a full 12 episodes) compressed into fewer episodes. It is meant to be much closer to the original manga's pacing. It is considered by some to be the definitive DBZ experience, while original elitists consider it an abomination.
The 4Kids version of Dragon Ball Z Kai was heavily censored, with all swears, blood and a lot of the more violent scenes removed, along with ridiculous censors such as Mr. Popo being colored bright blue instead of normal black, and should not be considered the true DBZ Kai version.
6đź‘Ť 18đź‘Ž
Arabic for someone who has their own hand up their ass.
A very popular shirt aparantly...they do things differently over there.
"I like to e-d-b-t-z in my sleep."
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A gay mexican from Mahtomedi, Mn.
Likes men. Smokes polls.
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